Two amazing, innovative ideas that will be patented before I do it because I’m too lazy to.
1. Cereal Milk. Partner up with General Mills cereal. Produce little packets like crystal light has, filled with vitamins, natural sweeteners and fine dust of ____ cereal. Mix that shit in with your milk, and you have milk that tastes like the cereal after you eat it. Every kid would love it, it would be cheap, and the parents wouldn’t mind because it would be healthy.
2. A “Wreck” Centre. People pay 200-300 dollars to come in and destroy an area the size of an apartment. The tv’s, furniture, paintings, everything. It’s the ultimate stress relief. I then proceed to go out and pick up replacements for everything they destroyed from curbs, giveaways, etc. And then the next customer gets to do it. This idea is perfect for the simple fact that everyone wishes they could just… Destroy things. Just sometimes. I could offer such a service.
