A list of things that remind me how I’ll never be fully hetero.
1. God forbid you ever where the same color on the same color. Ever.
2. The scent of your favorite body wash/shampoo/conditioner combo is also an ingredient to your favorite mixed drink(coconut, guilty as charged).
3. You’re genuinely worried about the lack of a pumice stone in your house.
4. You will never fully understand enjoying talking about cars.
5. You’ve used hair dye containing a natural color
6. You’re favorite cologne doesn’t come out of a can found in the toiletries department at your local supermarket.
7.You’ve watched more of the food network in the past 3 days than you have of SPIKE in your entire life.
8. Not being able to find the nailclippers is your comparison to “That time of the month”.
9. Your girlfriend tells you that “You shake your ass with attitude when you walk”.
10. If you have something normally bitten on during sex pierced, you might just be a homo.
11. You chose the light yellow room in the new house because “It had a cheerful atmosphere to wake up to”.
12. Your blanket is cheetah print. You have other solid colored blankets, yet you always prefer this one.
13. You have plans for how you want your proposal/wedding to go.
14. 9/10 shirts you own are v-necks and you like it.
15. You’ve tried a zima before and you liked it.
16. And finally, last but not least, the ol’ “you and your girlfriend check out guys together” indicator. That’s always a classic.
